Look at any other list of ugly cars and you’ll see a host of the usual Gremlins, Pintos, Pacers and Corvairs. Not here! Oh no friends, those cars could even be classified by today’s standards as trendy and retro-cool.
So what are the 10 absolute ugliest cars America has seen since the days of the Gremlin?
Feast on these horrors of auto design:
2001 Pontiac Aztec:

Before this list is over, Pontiac will own 30% of the mentions. Don’t you love US auto design? Go team! The homegrown Aztec looks like a lunar lander. And a poorly designed one at that.
1999-2001 Isuzu VehiCross:

I’m pretty sure something went wrong at the assembly plant because it looks like this car missed a few steps and shipped out before it was finished.
2003-2006 Subaru Baja:

What happened? The team at Subaru must’ve taken a company retreat into the 70s and emerged thinking a cross between a car and a pickup would be a good idea. It never was. It never will be.
2007-2008 Jeep Compass:

It looks like Benjamin Franklin: A round spectacled face and odd proportions all around.
1985-1994 Chevy Astro:

Unless you think driving a tool box is cool. Then the Astro belongs on the 10 coolest cars of all time list.
2005-2007 Chrysler PT Cruiser convertible:

I’m reminded of an amusement park ride where you sit in the log and go over a waterfall. The PT Cruiser convertible is the log.
2005-2007 Buick Terraza / Chevy Uplander / Pontiac Montana:

The snout! Look at the snout! GM didn’t just treat us to one of these piggy little things, they brought the design across 3 brands! I wonder why GM is losing money? Weird.
1990-1996 Pontiac Transport:

Not only does the absurdly long nose make it look like a door stop, I’ve personally known two of these vans that have spontaneously combusted. And looked BETTER after the flames were extinguished.
2006-2009 Mercedes R Class:

What is it? A mini van? An SUV? Oh wait, I know. It’s for old folks who want Mercedes’ version of a Transport but with less chance of fire.
2002-2007 Bentley Arnage:

Yeah, I’m saying it. This Bentley is proof that even a $350,000 car can’t outrun the ugly stick.
Think I missed something? Think there’s a car on this list that shouldn’t be? Let me hear it!
-tgriffith
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